It would appear that Al Gore's emissions are doing more to change the earth's temperature than CO2.
Please let C.O. know if you are looking to sell your beach front property in South FLA.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Friday, July 4, 2008
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Bullitt Car Chase on Google Maps
Cool turn by turn side by side views of Steve McQueen's "Bullitt" car chase and the view from Google maps.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Lyrics "Human Condition" by Alan Wilson
Human Condition by Canned Heat as sung by Alan Wilson live at Kralingen Music Festival 1970. Alan died in Sep 1970 of a drug overdose.
I got a low down kind of condition
That’s Swirlin’ round my brain
Threatening to drive me insane
In every organism
That I can hear or see
Seems to sing the blues with me
Went to the doctor
Said what did you say
He looked at me
And this is what he said
You’re in a human condition
That’s what’s got you down
Human Condition
That’s what’s going around
That’s what’s got you down
That’s what’s got you down
Well you are down weak and weary
Well you just can’t help yourself
Nothing seems to treat you right
Though you tried and tried
Well you can’t be satisfied
Nothing seems to get you like you want
There’s one thing for certain
That you ought to know
There has been lots of people
Been that scene before
You’re in a human condition
I hear ya
That’s what got you down
A human condition
That’s what’s going around
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Chinese Secret Brigade to be unleashed soon!
Unrestricted Warfare taken to the extreme! By now most China watchers are quite familiar with Colonel Qiao Liang and Colonel Wang Xiangsui and their book “Unrestricted Warfare” published in 1999. The book has been studied and debated by countless governments and scholars for relevancy for seven years now. Breaking news from the PLA Academy of Military Science (AMS) indicates that not only are the Chicoms into full gear implementing the early phases of the plan but are also preparing to unleash the most horrible weapon in the military operation.
The PLA is preparing to release the 卖斗剌 (Maidoula) Brigade on Taiwan. The only known picture of the brigade is shown above. According to the AMS source, who asked not to be named, the brigade is comprised of peasant females 20 - 25 years old. Evidently the girls were chosen not for their physical fighting ability but rather for the severity of their menstrual cycles. The PLA spent 5 years combing all the women’s hospitals in rural areas in search of young ladies who had been admitted to hospital at least 3 times for severe menstrual cramps. THIS IS TRUE!
Once selected the young girls are moved to a secret location in western Beijing where they are all placed in the most Spartan of barracks. It is a scientific fact that if a group of females lives in close quarters for several months their menstrual cycles will begin to synchronize. After synchronization the females are given the same sub-standard chauvinistic treatment by male PLA soldiers that other PLA females receive. The difference is that the drill instructors for this brigade speak to them with Taiwanese accents. They are beat regularly and told that they are fat. The recruits train 3 weeks every month. The 4th week it is considered too dangerous for the drill instructors. During that forth week the trainees are deprived of all sweets. Additionally they are forced to watch the videos of Taiwanese generals with their girl friends frolicking on the beaches of Kun Ding.
This sadistic training has gone on for 5 years now. The girls have not been allowed any social or intimate contact throughout their five years of boot camp. According to the AMS source the above picture was taken during the last 3 week training cycle. The recruits are not allowed to handle any weapons during the forth week.
Evidentially the decision has been made to deploy the brigade within the next several weeks. Numerous injuries to the now Eunich male staff has left the training cadre decimated and without morale.
If true this Fifth Echelon unit would surely wreak havoc upon all unsuspecting Taiwanese males. The plan is for this brigade to infiltrate the island and capture as many females as possible. The brigade would then live in close proximity of the Taiwanese females so that their menstrual cycles would also synchronize. The synergistic effect is to horrible to contemplate. The Taiwanese General Staff has ordered all units down to platoon size to place one bottle of Midol in each duty office in case of attack.
In a related story, a foreign military official who recently saw brigade in action was overheard to say "I'm strangely aroused."
This type of warfare is obviously contrary to the Geneva Convention of 1947. But have the Chicoms ever played by the rules?
C.O. Jones
The PLA is preparing to release the 卖斗剌 (Maidoula) Brigade on Taiwan. The only known picture of the brigade is shown above. According to the AMS source, who asked not to be named, the brigade is comprised of peasant females 20 - 25 years old. Evidently the girls were chosen not for their physical fighting ability but rather for the severity of their menstrual cycles. The PLA spent 5 years combing all the women’s hospitals in rural areas in search of young ladies who had been admitted to hospital at least 3 times for severe menstrual cramps. THIS IS TRUE!
Once selected the young girls are moved to a secret location in western Beijing where they are all placed in the most Spartan of barracks. It is a scientific fact that if a group of females lives in close quarters for several months their menstrual cycles will begin to synchronize. After synchronization the females are given the same sub-standard chauvinistic treatment by male PLA soldiers that other PLA females receive. The difference is that the drill instructors for this brigade speak to them with Taiwanese accents. They are beat regularly and told that they are fat. The recruits train 3 weeks every month. The 4th week it is considered too dangerous for the drill instructors. During that forth week the trainees are deprived of all sweets. Additionally they are forced to watch the videos of Taiwanese generals with their girl friends frolicking on the beaches of Kun Ding.
This sadistic training has gone on for 5 years now. The girls have not been allowed any social or intimate contact throughout their five years of boot camp. According to the AMS source the above picture was taken during the last 3 week training cycle. The recruits are not allowed to handle any weapons during the forth week.
Evidentially the decision has been made to deploy the brigade within the next several weeks. Numerous injuries to the now Eunich male staff has left the training cadre decimated and without morale.
If true this Fifth Echelon unit would surely wreak havoc upon all unsuspecting Taiwanese males. The plan is for this brigade to infiltrate the island and capture as many females as possible. The brigade would then live in close proximity of the Taiwanese females so that their menstrual cycles would also synchronize. The synergistic effect is to horrible to contemplate. The Taiwanese General Staff has ordered all units down to platoon size to place one bottle of Midol in each duty office in case of attack.
In a related story, a foreign military official who recently saw brigade in action was overheard to say "I'm strangely aroused."
This type of warfare is obviously contrary to the Geneva Convention of 1947. But have the Chicoms ever played by the rules?
C.O. Jones
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