Unrestricted Warfare taken to the extreme! By now most China watchers are quite familiar with Colonel Qiao Liang and Colonel Wang Xiangsui and their book “Unrestricted Warfare” published in 1999. The book has been studied and debated by countless governments and scholars for relevancy for seven years now. Breaking news from the PLA Academy of Military Science (AMS) indicates that not only are the Chicoms into full gear implementing the early phases of the plan but are also preparing to unleash the most horrible weapon in the military operation.
The PLA is preparing to release the 卖斗剌 (Maidoula) Brigade on Taiwan. The only known picture of the brigade is shown above. According to the AMS source, who asked not to be named, the brigade is comprised of peasant females 20 - 25 years old. Evidently the girls were chosen not for their physical fighting ability but rather for the severity of their menstrual cycles. The PLA spent 5 years combing all the women’s hospitals in rural areas in search of young ladies who had been admitted to hospital at least 3 times for severe menstrual cramps. THIS IS TRUE!
Once selected the young girls are moved to a secret location in western Beijing where they are all placed in the most Spartan of barracks. It is a scientific fact that if a group of females lives in close quarters for several months their menstrual cycles will begin to synchronize. After synchronization the females are given the same sub-standard chauvinistic treatment by male PLA soldiers that other PLA females receive. The difference is that the drill instructors for this brigade speak to them with Taiwanese accents. They are beat regularly and told that they are fat. The recruits train 3 weeks every month. The 4th week it is considered too dangerous for the drill instructors. During that forth week the trainees are deprived of all sweets. Additionally they are forced to watch the videos of Taiwanese generals with their girl friends frolicking on the beaches of Kun Ding.
This sadistic training has gone on for 5 years now. The girls have not been allowed any social or intimate contact throughout their five years of boot camp. According to the AMS source the above picture was taken during the last 3 week training cycle. The recruits are not allowed to handle any weapons during the forth week.
Evidentially the decision has been made to deploy the brigade within the next several weeks. Numerous injuries to the now Eunich male staff has left the training cadre decimated and without morale.
If true this Fifth Echelon unit would surely wreak havoc upon all unsuspecting Taiwanese males. The plan is for this brigade to infiltrate the island and capture as many females as possible. The brigade would then live in close proximity of the Taiwanese females so that their menstrual cycles would also synchronize. The synergistic effect is to horrible to contemplate. The Taiwanese General Staff has ordered all units down to platoon size to place one bottle of Midol in each duty office in case of attack.
In a related story, a foreign military official who recently saw brigade in action was overheard to say "I'm strangely aroused."
This type of warfare is obviously contrary to the Geneva Convention of 1947. But have the Chicoms ever played by the rules?
C.O. Jones
The PLA is preparing to release the 卖斗剌 (Maidoula) Brigade on Taiwan. The only known picture of the brigade is shown above. According to the AMS source, who asked not to be named, the brigade is comprised of peasant females 20 - 25 years old. Evidently the girls were chosen not for their physical fighting ability but rather for the severity of their menstrual cycles. The PLA spent 5 years combing all the women’s hospitals in rural areas in search of young ladies who had been admitted to hospital at least 3 times for severe menstrual cramps. THIS IS TRUE!
Once selected the young girls are moved to a secret location in western Beijing where they are all placed in the most Spartan of barracks. It is a scientific fact that if a group of females lives in close quarters for several months their menstrual cycles will begin to synchronize. After synchronization the females are given the same sub-standard chauvinistic treatment by male PLA soldiers that other PLA females receive. The difference is that the drill instructors for this brigade speak to them with Taiwanese accents. They are beat regularly and told that they are fat. The recruits train 3 weeks every month. The 4th week it is considered too dangerous for the drill instructors. During that forth week the trainees are deprived of all sweets. Additionally they are forced to watch the videos of Taiwanese generals with their girl friends frolicking on the beaches of Kun Ding.
This sadistic training has gone on for 5 years now. The girls have not been allowed any social or intimate contact throughout their five years of boot camp. According to the AMS source the above picture was taken during the last 3 week training cycle. The recruits are not allowed to handle any weapons during the forth week.
Evidentially the decision has been made to deploy the brigade within the next several weeks. Numerous injuries to the now Eunich male staff has left the training cadre decimated and without morale.
If true this Fifth Echelon unit would surely wreak havoc upon all unsuspecting Taiwanese males. The plan is for this brigade to infiltrate the island and capture as many females as possible. The brigade would then live in close proximity of the Taiwanese females so that their menstrual cycles would also synchronize. The synergistic effect is to horrible to contemplate. The Taiwanese General Staff has ordered all units down to platoon size to place one bottle of Midol in each duty office in case of attack.
In a related story, a foreign military official who recently saw brigade in action was overheard to say "I'm strangely aroused."
This type of warfare is obviously contrary to the Geneva Convention of 1947. But have the Chicoms ever played by the rules?
C.O. Jones
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Dear Mr. C.O. Jones,
I was wondering if you watched the opening ceremonies of the Olympics in Beijing the other night. I have a few questions that I was wishing to have answers to and was seeking your opinion and expertise. What was the significance, or should I better say the undertones to the opening ceremony that the Chinese were trying to state? What was the significance to the children giving the Chinese flag to the military? Does the military of the hosting nation always post the Olympic flag? - I don’t seem to remember this occurring in my life and I am 43 years old. The main theme of the opening ceremony was Harmony – man with nature. I was under the impression that the Chinese mantra was man against nature. Was there a recent change? I didn’t notice a change in pollution. The history of the Chinese was also covered I the opening ceremony, but they neglected the past 50 some odd years or the founding of the Communist nation. What does that tell the world? I am also under the impression that the Chinese government wanted to showcase the Chinese nation to the world. If this is the case, why does the Chinese government tell the Chinese people of Beijing to stay home and away from the games? Am I asking too much at one time? Should we ask a few questions now, and some more later? If this is the case, another question will be what happens when they cut short the American National Anthem (during the swimming event). Do you think this will happen again? Will the Chinese government also cut short the anthems of other nations as well? I will have more questions as the days draw out? What am I to do?
Regards
Fred401
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